"I found out that my friend had been cheated on by his girlfriend. I sent her a spring-loaded glitter-bomb" - Ann
"I not only ate dessert before dinner, I skipped dinner altogether and ate 3 pieces of cake." - John T.
"While I was shopping for a book, I hid 30 something copies of a book by an author who I despise" - Mimi T.
"When I was younger, I took a leak on my teachers shoes then punched her in the face when she tried to stop me." - Hunter T.